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A Teaser from: “THE WAGER”
Picking
out an excerpt is like trying to pick out the best pair of jeans. A sales lady
hands you like thirty pairs and then you’re left alone in a dressing room, with
no CLUE which pair to try on first. Sure, they all look awesome. There’s the
pair in the corner with the embellishments on the back pocket, and the
boyfriend slouchy pair in the corner, BUT where do you even begin?
That’s
how I feel about excerpts. There are SOOOO many pieces of the story that I want
to share but I can only pick one! AGH! That’s like picking my favorite wine or
my favorite movie or book even! Okay, so I’m done ranting…I’m going to share
one of my favorite scenes…During the editing process, this scene actually made
me laugh out loud. It’s special, close to my heart, and I ended up walking away
from my computer still smiling. I lovveeeee this story and I’m so thankful that
I get to continue on with the Titus family.
Enjoy!
“It’s the
right address.” Char slapped the paper against his chest and walked up to the
dark door. “I guess we just…go in?”
“Hell,
no.” Jake crossed his arms. “Not gonna happen.”
“The list
says that Madame is expecting us at one! We’re going to be late if we don’t go
in.”
Jake
licked his lips and looked at the building again. The windows were filled with
pictures of women laughing and throwing confetti into the air while men danced
with them. It was like a very bad tampon commercial gone wrong.
“No. And
who the hell is Madame anyways?”
Char
rolled her eyes. “It’s her name. Why, you scared you’re gonna grow a pair of
boobs? You afraid your balls are gonna disappear?”
Jake
snorted. “Fine, let’s go.” Irritated, he grabbed her arm with his left hand and
pushed open the door with his right.
The room
was blanketed in black.
“See,
wrong address.” Jake released Char’s arm and pulled out his cell just as music
began to fill the room. Then a few stage lights popped on, causing Jake to go
blind momentarily. “What the hell?”
And then
the singing began.
Char
tensed beside him. More lights flickered on, although Jake had no idea where
they’d come from; he was still seeing spots from the first ones. He tried to
take a step to the side and ran into a table. Placing his hands on the table he
looked down.
Pictures
of shirtless Chippendale men greeted him.
He jerked
back and bumped into something hard. He turned around to steady whatever he’d
bumped into.
A naked
statue.
Of a
dude.
Where the
hell was he supposed to touch? He reached out to grab the waist of the statue
since it had conveniently been set on a table so that he was eye level with the
nakedness, and was bumped by Char, who apparently had been fighting her own
battle with a swarm of balloons in the shape of, er… parts.
“Holy
crap.” Char grabbed Jake’s hand. “We have to make a run for it.”
“It’s
like hell, only worse.” Jake agreed grabbing her arm.
“Welcome,
welcome!” Came a voice over a loudspeaker.
“Holy
shit, we’re officially in the Hunger Games.” Jake grabbed Char and put her
behind him. “Just let me die first. Please God, let me die first.”
“I’ve
been expecting you!” the female voice happily announced.
“Somehow
that doesn’t make me feel better,” Char whispered from behind Jake. “Oh, and by
the way, it’s only romantic to sacrifice yourself for me if death isn’t the
better option, twinkle toes!”
Jake
paused. “You swore you’d take that to your grave!”
“Oops?”
Char shrugged. “How many years were you in ballet? One, two?”
“Oops, my
ass!” Why the hell would she bring up that old nickname? Now of all times? Had
she any idea how emasculating it was?
“Just
stay still—”
“I can
both hear and see you,” the voice said. “And I don’t have all day. Now, let me
examine you.”
“We’ve
officially skipped Hunger Games and jumped into Saw.” Jake shook his head and
yelled at the voice. “Can you at least turn out the lights? We can’t see you.”
“That, my
dear,” the voice laughed, “is the point, is it not?”
“Er,
not?” Char gave a hollow laugh.
“I do not
have all day!” the voice yelled. “Now, separate. I need to see what I have to
work with.”
Char
slowly stepped out from behind Jake and stood, head held high. Jake had to
admire that. Any other girl would have run out of the room. Shit, he was a guy
and he was going to have nightmares.
“Not
bad,” the voice said coolly. “Not bad at all.”
“Thanks.”
Char grinned.
Jake
rolled his eyes. “She’s only complimenting you so you’re all fat and happy
before she kills you.”
“Sharp-tongued,
that one,” the voice announced. “But you’ll do. Oh Jake, you’ll do just fine.
Tell me, how comfortable are you with the stage?”
“Not
comfortable.” Jake coughed. “Not at all, you see. I have this bad knee and—”
“His
knee’s fine!” Char interjected with a wink.
He lunged
for her just as the lights flickered off and the room returned to a normal
state.
In the
normal light, it wasn’t so daunting. It looked like a dance studio mixed with a
really weird party shop.
“Hello!”
A woman appeared from a balcony above them. “Sorry to put you on the spot like
that, but your dear old grandma said you kids needed a good laugh.”
“Ha ha.”
Jake was going to strangle his grandmother.
Hope you
enjoyed! Remember, The Wager is up for pre-order everywhere and officially
releases October 1st.
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